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Someone Had Sex in David’s Bed
I haven't seen the progress yet. But you know how much better it's going to be?
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And I had like a feather boa raptor on my head and he was just being super extra good. I ran that day. Yeah, I haven't eaten carbs. I've had a lot of extra energy.
Sure. And by the way, he hasn't been eating carbs. And Jason tells me every 20 minutes, he's like, by the way, David, I've been losing a lot of weight, as if he wants me to reassure him. And I'm not a fucking— I'm not a liar. I'm not going to be like, yeah, y…
You don't think I've lost any?
I haven't seen the progress yet. But you know how much better it's going to be?
Look.
Oh Jesus, Jason, put it any better. Jason just whipped out two of his tits.
It's hard when you get old because sure, even if you do lose weight, it's still a sag session.