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Someone Had Sex in David’s Bed

You don't think I've lost any?

July 19, 20184:22Jason
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David3:45
My favorite is when like, oh, oh, this was great. Jason was dancing and he was like having a good time. He was like off the rails, not drunk, nothing, completely sober. And And this guy started recording him right next to me, like on his phone. And I come up…
Jason4:02
And I had like a feather boa raptor on my head and he was just being super extra good. I ran that day. Yeah, I haven't eaten carbs. I've had a lot of extra energy.
David4:10
Sure. And by the way, he hasn't been eating carbs. And Jason tells me every 20 minutes, he's like, by the way, David, I've been losing a lot of weight, as if he wants me to reassure him. And I'm not a fucking— I'm not a liar. I'm not going to be like, yeah, y…
Jason4:22
You don't think I've lost any?
David4:24
I haven't seen the progress yet. But you know how much better it's going to be?
Jason4:27
Look.
David4:27
Oh Jesus, Jason, put it any better. Jason just whipped out two of his tits.