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Someone Had Sex in David’s Bed

And even that, I just don't understand. Have you ever like met someone with like the perfect handshake where it's just like, no fucking shit, like this is like— it's not too— it's not too firm. I also don't like the ones that are like really floppy, that are like—

July 19, 201826:59David
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Jason26:48
Firm grip, right?
David26:49
Yeah, firm grip. Like my palms don't— aren't sweating. When I shake his hand, but the second he grips my hand, he squeezes every juice I have in my body. Yeah, yeah, it's—
Jason26:57
yeah, we're not doing a real estate deal. No, saying hello.
David26:59
And even that, I just don't understand. Have you ever like met someone with like the perfect handshake where it's just like, no fucking shit, like this is like— it's not too— it's not too firm. I also don't like the ones that are like really floppy, that are like—
Jason27:11
they're like, like, like just not even, hey, what's up, man? Yeah, like almost like a high five, like a low five.
David27:16
No, I hate the—
Jason27:17
what's a floppy Well, you don't want to touch my hand. I don't care.