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Someone Had Sex in David’s Bed

Yeah, firm grip. Like my palms don't— aren't sweating. When I shake his hand, but the second he grips my hand, he squeezes every juice I have in my body. Yeah, yeah, it's—

July 19, 201826:49David
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Jason26:38
My dad does that. I haven't shaken my dad's hand ever, but that's good. Interesting you said that because I don't shake his hand. I hug him.
David26:44
Your dad shakes, shakes his hand like he's like holding on to dear life.
Jason26:48
Firm grip, right?
David26:49
Yeah, firm grip. Like my palms don't— aren't sweating. When I shake his hand, but the second he grips my hand, he squeezes every juice I have in my body. Yeah, yeah, it's—
Jason26:57
yeah, we're not doing a real estate deal. No, saying hello.
David26:59
And even that, I just don't understand. Have you ever like met someone with like the perfect handshake where it's just like, no fucking shit, like this is like— it's not too— it's not too firm. I also don't like the ones that are like really floppy, that are…
Jason27:11
they're like, like, like just not even, hey, what's up, man? Yeah, like almost like a high five, like a low five.