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Someone Had Sex in David’s Bed
So what I'll do is I'll be in— I'll be in my car before a meeting, I'll turn on the AC on blast, and I'll put my hand right over the cooling thing for like 7 minutes. And then when I'm ready, I run to the meeting. I run to the meeting so I can get that first handshake out of the way. That's my favorite. I knock it out, I'm like, done, no more shaking hands for 30 minutes. And then I just— I keep— I keep talking about it. And sometimes I'll even do this. Sometimes I've spilled water on my hand hands and been like, oops, can't shake your hand. I'm being dead serious.
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Handkerchief. With you.
No, it's not like that. You can't wipe it off.
Why not?
So what I'll do is I'll be in— I'll be in my car before a meeting, I'll turn on the AC on blast, and I'll put my hand right over the cooling thing for like 7 minutes. And then when I'm ready, I run to the meeting. I run to the meeting so I can get that first handshake out of the way. That's my favorite. I knock it out, I'm like, done, no more shaking hands for 30 minutes. And then I just— I keep—…
Yeah, I guess so. I never realized it was a real problem.
Like, I've done shit like this and like, it's crazy. Like, I'll avoid— I'll put a bunch of things in my hand. I'll be the guy at a meeting that'll clean up the table a lot afterwards. So he has a bunch of things, so I'll be like, oh, here, I'll elbow you inst…
That's so funny.