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Okay, let's clear a few things up about Secret Clinical Strength Antiperspirant. Number 1, it's not actually a secret. There we go, Jason, you should write that. You can tell anyone about it. 2, it's clinically strong, which just means it's good at preventing sweat, like twice as good as regular antiperspirant. That's why it's on the top shelf. 3, strength is a cool word. You don't really see it a ton on women's deodorant packaging, so we're like, sure, let's shake things up. 4, sweating is the worst. 4.5, not sweating is great. So you should, you should buy Secret clinical strength antiperspirant.

July 19, 201822:25David
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Jason21:50
There's emails.
David21:51
There was emails. And he's like, okay, so we have Spotify and then we have a Secret ad. And he said it like that. And he's like, It's going to be a secret ad. And I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? He like almost whispered it. He's like, it's a secret ad…
Jason22:23
I think I'm still high.
David22:25
Okay, let's clear a few things up about Secret Clinical Strength Antiperspirant. Number 1, it's not actually a secret. There we go, Jason, you should write that. You can tell anyone about it. 2, it's clinically strong, which just means it's good at preventing sweat, like twice as good as regular antiperspirant. That's why it's on the top shelf. 3, strength is a cool word. You don't really see it…
Jason22:57
I use my girlfriend's Secret all the time because I'm too lazy to pack.
David23:00
Yeah, I hear Secret's amazing. I've heard this before.
Jason23:02
It works great.