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Someone Had Sex in David’s Bed

He goes, you're the dude. Yeah. He goes, He goes, you didn't you just get dumped by someone? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, Liza. And he's like, oh yeah, can we take a picture? And he took a picture with me and he's like, you know what, I'm going to caption this. I'm like, what? He's like, I'm going to caption it. Liza broke his heart. LOL. And I'm like, fuck, that's funny, dude. Yeah, he said that. I, I was in the elevator. I was in the elevator the other day. This actually doesn't happen to me as much as like one would expect. This was like the only second, the second time this has happened to me, I think, ever. And then the other time happened to me 2 days ago where I was in the elevator and it was just me and this girl. And this girl, this girl goes, she goes, it's quiet. We've already gone 2 floors without talking. And she goes, oh, you got dumped by Liza. And I'm like, yep, that's me. And it's only happened to me twice, but it's happened to me twice in the last in the last 3 days. It's so funny.

July 19, 201814:25David
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Jason14:19
Yeah.
David14:20
Which is very—
Jason14:20
that one stoner goes, oh, you're the dude that got dumped by Liza. Yeah.
David14:25
He goes, you're the dude. Yeah. He goes, He goes, you didn't you just get dumped by someone? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, Liza. And he's like, oh yeah, can we take a picture? And he took a picture with me and he's like, you know what, I'm going to caption this. I'm like, what? He's like, I'm going to caption it. Liza broke his heart. LOL. And I'm like, fuck, that's funny, dude. Yeah, he said t…
Jason15:27
I had a lot of people this weekend— I had 3 different people tell me, they go, you go, you're not so bad in person. Yeah, like that.
David15:34
That's crazy. Yeah, that's cool. You must have been having a good weekend because I don't agree with that either. No, but, um, but no, that's, that's really interesting. I don't know, I think that's— I think that's a whole heck of a lot of fun. But did you gu…
Jason16:12
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