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If I did it, they'd be like, this guy's going to go take it home, develop it, masturbate to it.
Masturbate to it, yeah. This guy's a fucking creep. No, but I took the picture. And then I got to the party, the surprise party that Jason was throwing me. And they decided to throw me in the pool, which was fine.
Yeah, I don't understand when you throw somebody in the pool, you don't check to see if their phone is not in there.
Well, here's the thing, old man.
No, no, no, not old man. I know. I know this. All iPhones? I know all iPhones are fucking waterproof. I still wouldn't throw somebody in the pool with their iPhone.
But they're all just waterproof. It's done. That's the conspiracy.
It doesn't matter what else is in their pockets. It could be anything.