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Sneaking On To the Red Carpet
Masturbate to it, yeah. This guy's a fucking creep. No, but I took the picture. And then I got to the party, the surprise party that Jason was throwing me. And they decided to throw me in the pool, which was fine.
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Super easy. Really unassuming. I remember I took it and I go, the disposable ages you down a bunch.
Right after I snapped the picture, I go, oh my God, thank God. And she just fucking, she looked at me and started laughing like I was like 10 years old. And I remember there was like all these press like outlets like right by me and they were just watching me…
If I did it, they'd be like, this guy's going to go take it home, develop it, masturbate to it.
Masturbate to it, yeah. This guy's a fucking creep. No, but I took the picture. And then I got to the party, the surprise party that Jason was throwing me. And they decided to throw me in the pool, which was fine.
Yeah, I don't understand when you throw somebody in the pool, you don't check to see if their phone is not in there.
Well, here's the thing, old man.
No, no, no, not old man. I know. I know this. All iPhones? I know all iPhones are fucking waterproof. I still wouldn't throw somebody in the pool with their iPhone.