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Sneaking On To the Red Carpet
If I did it, they'd be like, this guy's going to go take it home, develop it, masturbate to it.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Super easy. Really unassuming. I remember I took it and I go, the disposable ages you down a bunch.
Right after I snapped the picture, I go, oh my God, thank God. And she just fucking, she looked at me and started laughing like I was like 10 years old. And I remember there was like all these press like outlets like right by me and they were just watching me…
If I did it, they'd be like, this guy's going to go take it home, develop it, masturbate to it.
Masturbate to it, yeah. This guy's a fucking creep. No, but I took the picture. And then I got to the party, the surprise party that Jason was throwing me. And they decided to throw me in the pool, which was fine.
Yeah, I don't understand when you throw somebody in the pool, you don't check to see if their phone is not in there.
Well, here's the thing, old man.