Sneaking On To the Red Carpet

Because like Margot and DiCaprio and like Quentin were all like in like a roped-off section and on the, on the, on the carpet. And then I saw John Stamos in that same section, and that was like my aunt. I went, John! And he went, David! And I went I was like, fuck yes. And I walked over, I hopped over the little ropes they had to block them off, and nobody said anything, 'cause I was going to say hi to John Stamos, and he was cool with it. Saw the security, was like, oh, he's cool, he's cool. And I remember we got tickets to the premiere, but we weren't allowed on that portion of the carpet. But we were going into the theater to watch the movie. And a bunch of people came up. That was the perfect timing. A bunch of people came up to us saying, David, David, Jason, can we have a picture? Can we have a picture? And all the security saw this. And I was just like, oh, fuck it. Let's try to get on the carpet. Let's use this energy. So I was like, we're actually trying to go there on the carpet. And one of the security guards was like, no, no, no, no, no, you can't. You don't have the credentials. Because we didn't. And then two security guards walked over and they go, es un actor, es un actor. And the woman security guard— Guard goes, oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't know you were an actor. Because the other security guard saw them. People were asking for pictures. I was like, fuck yes. We're definitely not actors. But that got us on the carpet. So that was great.