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I don't know. I don't— I think it would make me happy if I bought $25 million. I was literally— I was with Natalie in the car earlier today and I was being completely serious. I don't know what I was thinking, but I was like, Natalie, if I sell everything in my life right now, yeah, can I buy this $25 million house? And she, she got so mad at me as if I was talking about spending her money. She was absolutely fucking not, you moron. So I want to say I have one friend that lives in a gated community, and it's like, it's, it's so interesting because it's a mile drive. You, you drive up a hill for a mile, and then you hit this huge gate with like an armed guard, and you have to go through this huge process of getting in if you don't live there. Like, what's your name? Show me your ID. They scan your ID. It's like buying alcohol, whatever. Then they finally let you in. The gates open nice and slowly. There are these big bolted gates, and then you go in, and then you have to drive like another mile up the hill, and then when you're there, you hit another fucking gate.

July 27, 201935:29David
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Jason35:15
It's— I agree. I am totally 100%.
David35:17
That's how all humans work. Like, you, you, you're never satisfied.
Jason35:20
Exactly. Yeah, exactly. You just said it right there. They're never satisfied. How much is enough, David? That's my question here on today's episode of Views. How much is enough?
David35:29
I don't know. I don't— I think it would make me happy if I bought $25 million. I was literally— I was with Natalie in the car earlier today and I was being completely serious. I don't know what I was thinking, but I was like, Natalie, if I sell everything in my life right now, yeah, can I buy this $25 million house? And she, she got so mad at me as if I was talking about spending her money. She w…
Jason36:24
Wow, it's 2 miles up?
David36:26
It's— and it's 2 gates. This person lives in a gated community within a gated community, which is crazy to me. And I was asking my friend, I was like, how does this work? Like, how— how— why? And he was like, well, that— that's where the rich people live, and…
Jason36:48
Wow.