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Sneaking On To the Red Carpet

I'm, I'm, I'm judging. I'm at the table like mid-show, and my guy who's like, who like takes care of me on set comes up to me, he's like, do you need anything? And I go, what would I possibly need? Like, I got my LaCroix here, I got my water, like I'm already living, like I don't need anything. And he goes, I don't know, you don't want like an apple a peanut butter jelly sandwich. And I go, did you say peanut butter jelly sandwich? And he goes, yeah. And I go, where are you gonna get— where are you gonna get that from? I go— and he goes, I could just make it for you. And I'm like, are you fucking serious? Yeah, I'll take a peanut butter jelly sandwich. So at my judge's table, he brings me a peanut butter jelly sandwich sliced diagonally.

July 27, 201927:00David
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Jason26:55
Slice them up.
David26:57
Oh, you know what the best part is, Jay?
Jason26:59
What?
David27:00
I'm, I'm, I'm judging. I'm at the table like mid-show, and my guy who's like, who like takes care of me on set comes up to me, he's like, do you need anything? And I go, what would I possibly need? Like, I got my LaCroix here, I got my water, like I'm already living, like I don't need anything. And he goes, I don't know, you don't want like an apple a peanut butter jelly sandwich. And I go, did y…
Jason27:39
Oh my God, you watch the show and it's all the judges, and then in front You're just a pile of food. All this shit you're eating. Oh my God. I really like the lobster stack.
David27:48
It's great. And then, and then when I'm done eating the sandwich, chocolate fountain, and then when I'm done eating the sandwich, people have to come and check my teeth to see if I have, see if I have peanut butter in my teeth. I'm like, oh my God, I never wa…
Jason28:11
Yeah, a lot of stuff. I mean, thanks for asking. I wanted to talk to you. I've been having a lot of things on my mind.