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Sleeping With My Horny Friend

And, and I'm talking to Natalie about it and I'm like, so how big is it? And she makes a comment about the size and I just hear Ilya from the other living room go, what the fuck? He just could not contain himself. Like, Ilya loves these conversations so much.

April 29, 20252:35David
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Natalie2:07
and then I'm going to all my guy friends being like, hey, look at this guy's dick, or whatever, you know.
David2:11
You're our best friend, obviously. I even asked Natalie, I'm like, Natalie, is there at some point we could see his dick? Like, have you gotten close to him? We're like, at one point, because I mean, this man is crazy. This— I mean, the first thing I woke up…
Jason2:35
Sure.
David2:35
And, and I'm talking to Natalie about it and I'm like, so how big is it? And she makes a comment about the size and I just hear Ilya from the other living room go, what the fuck? He just could not contain himself. Like, Ilya loves these conversations so much.
Jason2:48
You have an inch? You have a measurement for me?
David2:50
Or She said she couldn't wrap her hand around it. Her hand could— her fingers couldn't touch the other finger.
Jason2:55
That's where you get in trouble. It's the girth that'll bother you more than the length.