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Sleeping With My Horny Friend

Reggie, it wasn't that you woke up with a boner. It was that I woke up with your boner.

April 29, 202523:10David
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Reggie22:59
Yeah, I woke up with a boner.
David23:02
But it wasn't that—
Reggie23:04
David also had the juiciest ass in middle school.
David23:10
Reggie, it wasn't that you woke up with a boner. It was that I woke up with your boner.
Reggie23:18
And where?
David23:18
Well, we were having a sleepover and I woke up I woke up and I felt your penis on my leg or like on my ass or somewhere. And I was like, oh yeah, he's gay.
Reggie23:26
I'm a changed person. I'm actually straight.