Sleeping With My Horny Friend
Because ever since— because I bring this story up because we were watching a movie yesterday and I went to go pee in the bathroom and I tried to go for as loud as possible because some of my friends pee really loud and then they always come back to finish the movie. And then I'm looking around, I'm like, is anybody going to acknowledge how loud that pee was? But nobody does. So I'm like, I'm gonna try to pee as loud as I can right now. And I'm just gonna ask everybody if they heard me. So I come back and I was like, did you guys hear me pee? And they're like, no, no, it was pretty quiet. And then I got into Natalie having the biggest pee of all time in our friend group. So I'm just curious, I was just curious, like, do you think about that when people—