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Six Dollars Left in Bank Account

Yeah. So he like, he's like a lot, a lot, a couple people in my comments were like, he's drugged up. He's not drugged up. He's just literally thinks he's a dog. Like he, he, he doesn't know. He doesn't know. Like he, he's loving life. Because he is not like— he'll like— if you put your hand in his mouth, he'll open it wider for you to take it out. Like, it's just— he's just that kind of alligator. I'm like, if you guys haven't seen the vlog, he's like a ginormous, like, proper alligator. What does he eat? He eats steak and just like raw. I don't know. He loves Chipotle. He— no guac though. No guac. He hates guac. But I mean, if you're a college and university student, you guys got to listen up because you guys got a lot of things to worry about, and whether or not you're going to have enough cash to buy groceries and go out this weekend shouldn't be one of them. That's why you should check out Cash Course. That's CashCourse.org. Cash Course is a free website full of information. The reason Jason hasn't read his ad yet, because his phone is stuffed away in his boots.

December 28, 201714:00David
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Jason13:53
Holy shit.
David13:54
He has like this like custom carrying bag that he goes in, and when he's done in like houses, he'll crawl right back into the bag.
Jason14:00
Really?
David14:00
Yeah. So he like, he's like a lot, a lot, a couple people in my comments were like, he's drugged up. He's not drugged up. He's just literally thinks he's a dog. Like he, he, he doesn't know. He doesn't know. Like he, he's loving life. Because he is not like— he'll like— if you put your hand in his mouth, he'll open it wider for you to take it out. Like, it's just— he's just that kind of alligator…
Jason14:57
I've got— dude, I came here.
David15:00
This isn't—
Jason15:01
I have a jacket, I have another jacket underneath. It's 0 degrees here, by the way.