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I'd want it to be like Jumanji. Like, you know, when they call out like an animal from the board and it's like, fuck, there's a lion in our living room. Like, I want it to be like that, right? I didn't— I'd like— now if you fucking borrow a lion, they're like drugged up and they're like, they're like, you know, dead.

December 28, 201712:50David
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Jason12:41
What do you mean ready to kill?
David12:42
Like, if I was to surprise any of you with a tiger or lion, I'd put one in your living room and I'd want it to be vicious. Like, I'd want it to be growling.
Jason12:49
You wanted to murder someone?
David12:50
I'd want it to be like Jumanji. Like, you know, when they call out like an animal from the board and it's like, fuck, there's a lion in our living room. Like, I want it to be like that, right? I didn't— I'd like— now if you fucking borrow a lion, they're like drugged up and they're like, they're like, you know, dead.
Jason13:06
You've researched this?
David13:07
I mean, I just know how they are. I'm— they're not drugged up, but they're just cute. Everyone sees a tiger, like, especially inside a living room, and they're gonna be like, oh my God. Which I could still surprise you with the tiger because everybody wants t…
Jason13:19
Sure.