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Like, if I was to surprise any of you with a tiger or lion, I'd put one in your living room and I'd want it to be vicious. Like, I'd want it to be growling.

December 28, 201712:42David
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Jason12:30
it's not even that scary.
David12:31
Even a bear, it's not scary. Like, I definitely can't surprise anyone with a tiger or a lion unless they're like ready to kill, and no one's gonna lend me a tiger and lion that's ready to kill. Do you know what I mean?
Jason12:41
What do you mean ready to kill?
David12:42
Like, if I was to surprise any of you with a tiger or lion, I'd put one in your living room and I'd want it to be vicious. Like, I'd want it to be growling.
Jason12:49
You wanted to murder someone?
David12:50
I'd want it to be like Jumanji. Like, you know, when they call out like an animal from the board and it's like, fuck, there's a lion in our living room. Like, I want it to be like that, right? I didn't— I'd like— now if you fucking borrow a lion, they're like…
Jason13:06
You've researched this?