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Even a bear, it's not scary. Like, I definitely can't surprise anyone with a tiger or a lion unless they're like ready to kill, and no one's gonna lend me a tiger and lion that's ready to kill. Do you know what I mean?

December 28, 201712:31David
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Jason12:27
Get a bear.
David12:28
Bear's the only way. But like, even—
Jason12:30
it's not even that scary.
David12:31
Even a bear, it's not scary. Like, I definitely can't surprise anyone with a tiger or a lion unless they're like ready to kill, and no one's gonna lend me a tiger and lion that's ready to kill. Do you know what I mean?
Jason12:41
What do you mean ready to kill?
David12:42
Like, if I was to surprise any of you with a tiger or lion, I'd put one in your living room and I'd want it to be vicious. Like, I'd want it to be growling.
Jason12:49
You wanted to murder someone?