Moment View

Six Dollars Left in Bank Account

So pissed off. And I'm like, okay, maybe he's young. Maybe he's young. Maybe he doesn't understand that. Like I that the alligator is like, that it's an alligator, you know, maybe I could cover it up in some way. So I went back home and I'm like, and I see my parents and I'm like, they know. And he's like, and my dad's like, yeah, they know. I'm like, it's okay. I'm just going to go tell them that Alligator is the name of the dog I got them, right? And they're getting a puppy for Christmas and I'm going to surprise them with it. And I went upstairs and I'm like, I got all my siblings in a room and they're like, okay, are you, are you going to surprise us with the alligator now? So they all knew and it completely fucking busted and it was a waste of time, which sucks. And then I surprised my sister with a snake, which I may put in my next vlog. And she was just like, shoot. They were like, ah, they were so scared, so scared. And I took off the blindfold and she's like, oh, it's a snake. Okay. And it was like an 18-foot-long python.

December 28, 201711:15David
11:15/0:00
Scrub the kinetic waveform to jump through the episode.
7
Transcript window
Transcript Window

Context stack

Nearby lines for local context around the selected quote.
Jason10:51
Oh no.
David10:51
Yeah. And my brother's just like, what? And I'm like, I got a call from my parents and they're like, your alligator guy's here. And I'm in the bank like waiting for my cashier's check to go through and I just start fucking screaming. Like, I'm just like to my…
Jason11:12
That's the only time you get upset is when your plan is foiled.
David11:15
So pissed off. And I'm like, okay, maybe he's young. Maybe he's young. Maybe he doesn't understand that. Like I that the alligator is like, that it's an alligator, you know, maybe I could cover it up in some way. So I went back home and I'm like, and I see my parents and I'm like, they know. And he's like, and my dad's like, yeah, they know. I'm like, it's okay. I'm just going to go tell them tha…
Jason12:07
Really?
David12:08
But yeah, but my sister doesn't care about snakes, so it's getting harder to fool people. It's getting hard, which is— I think this was my last animal other than when I get piranhas and I can throw them in the pool while you guys are all swimming. I think thi…
Jason12:24
Yeah, well, you can't go anywhere else because you can't go anywhere else.