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Six Dollars Left in Bank Account
That's the only time you get upset is when your plan is foiled.
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And I'm like, Brian, don't come to my house until 11. And he's like, got it, uh, sounds good. And he called the alligator guy, told him what's up. And, um, then the alligator guy comes up to my house at like 10:45, so I'm still not home. Toby, my 7-year-old b…
Oh no.
Yeah. And my brother's just like, what? And I'm like, I got a call from my parents and they're like, your alligator guy's here. And I'm in the bank like waiting for my cashier's check to go through and I just start fucking screaming. Like, I'm just like to my…
That's the only time you get upset is when your plan is foiled.
So pissed off. And I'm like, okay, maybe he's young. Maybe he's young. Maybe he doesn't understand that. Like I that the alligator is like, that it's an alligator, you know, maybe I could cover it up in some way. So I went back home and I'm like, and I see my…
Really?
But yeah, but my sister doesn't care about snakes, so it's getting harder to fool people. It's getting hard, which is— I think this was my last animal other than when I get piranhas and I can throw them in the pool while you guys are all swimming. I think thi…