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Six Dollars Left in Bank Account
And I'm like, Brian, don't come to my house until 11. And he's like, got it, uh, sounds good. And he called the alligator guy, told him what's up. And, um, then the alligator guy comes up to my house at like 10:45, so I'm still not home. Toby, my 7-year-old brother, answers the door and he goes, hi, I'm the alligator guy.
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But an alligator can't live in Chicago. It's too cold.
Well, he keeps it warm. But yeah, he's really cool. And, um, originally we were gonna surprise my, uh, my siblings. Like, that was the plan. I've been planning it for literally, I think, like 2 months since I heard of this alligator. And I'm like, this is it,…
Yeah.
And I'm like, Brian, don't come to my house until 11. And he's like, got it, uh, sounds good. And he called the alligator guy, told him what's up. And, um, then the alligator guy comes up to my house at like 10:45, so I'm still not home. Toby, my 7-year-old brother, answers the door and he goes, hi, I'm the alligator guy.
Oh no.
Yeah. And my brother's just like, what? And I'm like, I got a call from my parents and they're like, your alligator guy's here. And I'm in the bank like waiting for my cashier's check to go through and I just start fucking screaming. Like, I'm just like to my…
That's the only time you get upset is when your plan is foiled.