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Six Dollars Left in Bank Account

Well, he keeps it warm. But yeah, he's really cool. And, um, originally we were gonna surprise my, uh, my siblings. Like, that was the plan. I've been planning it for literally, I think, like 2 months since I heard of this alligator. And I'm like, this is it, I can't wait till Christmas time, I'm gonna surprise my siblings. Um, I went to the— he was supposed to come at 11 in the morning. It was like 10:25, and I had to go— I had to go to the bank to get some money out for my parents. And, um, I called Brian, who— Brian's our animal guy who's going to connect us with the with the alligator guy.

December 28, 20179:59David
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Jason9:49
Shut the fuck up.
David9:50
Yeah, he'll even ride in the car with his head in between the seats of the car.
Jason9:56
But an alligator can't live in Chicago. It's too cold.
David9:59
Well, he keeps it warm. But yeah, he's really cool. And, um, originally we were gonna surprise my, uh, my siblings. Like, that was the plan. I've been planning it for literally, I think, like 2 months since I heard of this alligator. And I'm like, this is it, I can't wait till Christmas time, I'm gonna surprise my siblings. Um, I went to the— he was supposed to come at 11 in the morning. It was l…
Jason10:29
Yeah.
David10:29
And I'm like, Brian, don't come to my house until 11. And he's like, got it, uh, sounds good. And he called the alligator guy, told him what's up. And, um, then the alligator guy comes up to my house at like 10:45, so I'm still not home. Toby, my 7-year-old b…
Jason10:51
Oh no.