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Six Dollars Left in Bank Account

Shut the fuck up.

December 28, 20179:49Jason
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David9:34
So he'll have it for like his entire life. Wow. Like there's no messing around with it.
Jason9:39
Where does he keep them?
David9:41
He keeps them in his house and he's like a dog, so he'll sit outside on his front lawn and then when he's called inside, he'll come upstairs, climb up the stairs and go to his room.
Jason9:49
Shut the fuck up.
David9:50
Yeah, he'll even ride in the car with his head in between the seats of the car.
Jason9:56
But an alligator can't live in Chicago. It's too cold.
David9:59
Well, he keeps it warm. But yeah, he's really cool. And, um, originally we were gonna surprise my, uh, my siblings. Like, that was the plan. I've been planning it for literally, I think, like 2 months since I heard of this alligator. And I'm like, this is it,…