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A couple— a bunch of my friends Instagrammed the picture of the alligator. But anyway, I should have waited for you. Yeah, it was, uh, we surprised him with like a 300-pound alligator. He was 10 foot— 10 feet long, and he was really nice. He was like— he was trained like a dog, so like he loves giving people rides. So the second you sit on him, he'll walk around the room, and like, uh, they were saying that he's like the smartest alligator ever.
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Let's get it. Let's get the alligator.
Who else would we— ah, that was so sweet.
No, take him to Lifetime Fitness.
A couple— a bunch of my friends Instagrammed the picture of the alligator. But anyway, I should have waited for you. Yeah, it was, uh, we surprised him with like a 300-pound alligator. He was 10 foot— 10 feet long, and he was really nice. He was like— he was trained like a dog, so like he loves giving people rides. So the second you sit on him, he'll walk around the room, and like, uh, they were…
But like, yeah, that guy was actually— he was really trumping himself up.
But, um, but I, uh, Brian was telling me that he thinks it's the dumbest alligator ever because he doesn't know that he's a predator. He just sits in the living room.
Figured out that you could domesticate an alligator. That, that guy just—