She Was Offered $400,000 For This!!

I'm like, and then I start to think, okay, maybe I can own a dog. And she has like a golden doodle type situation, which is like, she's like basically hypoallergenic. So it's like the dog for me. He looks really cool. We put pizza on the ground, it doesn't touch the pizza. And I'm like, why is he not eating? And she's like, I've taught him not to eat like people's food, and he's so respectful. Like pizza's okay, we're in the hot tub, because the pizza is like literally on the ground, like his perfect for him to start chewing on with his little nozzle. Um, and he doesn't touch it. So I'm like, okay, maybe I'm like coming around to this guy. Like maybe I could have a dog for myself, maybe even two. Because of how well this is going. And then we're finishing up the— our little hot tub time. And my buddy goes, can you look at what's in his mouth? And there's a string hanging out of his mouth. And her dog has now went into the trash and eaten a tampon.