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No, not that one. It was a big lake. And my friend's like, we should go swimming in it. So we fucking swam across it. It was super badass. And then for our age group, we were like 13, 14. And then a week later, I had like a huge infection on my foot. It was like— I don't know what it was, but I blamed it on a spider bite. But it was probably like bacteria from the lake. And I went into Taekwondo, and I showed the instructor my foot. And he was so disgusted. He's like, you need to go home. And I never came back after that. That was my last time at Taekwondo because of my foot, which is amazing. And my parents made me go to Taekwondo first to teach me respect. They watched too many Karate Kid movies where they were like, you go here, and you'll start making your bed, which I didn't really agree with. But I did it. I don't know.

September 7, 201933:14David
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Jason33:00
All right.
David33:00
Because I was like, fuck this. And then one day I went swimming. I went There's like a gross lake that's by our house. It's not really a gross lake, but no one swims in it. It's just one of those lakes.
Jason33:12
The one I jumped in?
David33:14
No, not that one. It was a big lake. And my friend's like, we should go swimming in it. So we fucking swam across it. It was super badass. And then for our age group, we were like 13, 14. And then a week later, I had like a huge infection on my foot. It was like— I don't know what it was, but I blamed it on a spider bite. But it was probably like bacteria from the lake. And I went into Taekwondo,…
Jason34:00
Tell me one thing from Taekwondo that you remember.
David34:03
That I learned?
Jason34:03
Yeah.