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And my family values were definitely a lot different than hers. And so, one day, we were all just sitting around the table, and I was trying to explain to her like my family situation, 'cause like it's really hard for a kid to understand like divorced parents, I guess, and, or at least in that time. And I remember just like, she was like, "So, your parents were never together?" And I was like, Yeah. She's like, but they had you as a baby. Like, you were— you're their baby. And I was like, yeah, I'm like, I'm their child. And she was like, so you're a bastard. And we're in third grade. I was like, oh my God, I guess. Like, I had no idea what that meant. So, this is like not a sad story. I think it's funny because there's just like a little third grade girl that was just like, you're a bastard. And I was like, what?

March 27, 20257:19Natalie
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David7:01
Um, you're gonna get a text from her. There's someone that knows Cherie. Guys, if you know a Cherie, make sure to play this part of the podcast to Cherie.
Natalie7:10
And she was a very like— her and I played violin together and we went to the same like piano lesson place. Like, she was very conservative and like well-grounded or whatever.
David7:19
Yeah.
Natalie7:19
And my family values were definitely a lot different than hers. And so, one day, we were all just sitting around the table, and I was trying to explain to her like my family situation, 'cause like it's really hard for a kid to understand like divorced parents, I guess, and, or at least in that time. And I remember just like, she was like, "So, your parents were never together?" And I was like, Ye…
David8:08
Cherie, if you're listening to this, you asshole.
Natalie8:10
I remember that for the rest of my life, Cherie. Yeah, look at me now, Cherie. Fuck you.
Corinna8:20
If it makes you feel better, I was a one-night stand too.