VIEWSSearch episodes, quotes, people, and timestamps.
Moment View

Sex With My Teacher

Corinna, listen to this. Cut David's mic. Cut David's mic, Dima. That's right, Dima works for me. Corinna, Natalie, listen to this shit. The other day, okay, okay, I'm parked in the driveway. And I go, Taylor, can we move the car so I can charge my car? Yeah, Taylor, super nice. Yes. So she moves, she moves the Mercedes, and then I take my car out and I'm waiting for the Tesla to come out. It's taking a little bit of time. I'm like, all right, Taylor's getting her thing together. I see the Tesla pull out and I'm like, okay, cool, Taylor's pulling the Tesla out. I start to back in, all of a sudden the fucking Tesla comes screaming at me. I'm backing in and the Tesla's in front of me, so nose to nose, two Teslas. The fucking Tesla's screaming at me, right? And I'm like I'm like, oh fuck, Taylor lost control of the car, right?

December 20, 201931:30David
Open full episode
31:30/0:00
Scrub the kinetic waveform to jump through the episode.
7
Transcript window
Transcript Window

Context stack

Nearby lines for local context around the selected quote.
David31:27
Okay guys, let's get real.
David31:29
Oh, I have something to talk about.
David31:30
Why?
David31:30
Corinna, listen to this. Cut David's mic. Cut David's mic, Dima. That's right, Dima works for me. Corinna, Natalie, listen to this shit. The other day, okay, okay, I'm parked in the driveway. And I go, Taylor, can we move the car so I can charge my car? Yeah, Taylor, super nice. Yes. So she moves, she moves the Mercedes, and then I take my car out and I'm waiting for the Tesla to come out. It's t…
Jason32:12
So I hit the brakes and what happens?
David32:14
The fucking— the white Tesla hits mine. And I'm like—
Jason32:17
and then I look inside, it's fucking David, fucking maniac, with a look on his face.