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Sex With My Teacher
'Cause I thought that could be me from the future arriving in my closet to fix something about present David. And I was like, I don't wanna, no, listen, I said, I'm not gonna go back there 'cause I don't wanna run into myself because that'll fuck up everything. So I literally stopped and I was like, fuck it, I'm walking out the door. I don't wanna get in my way. So I walked out the front door knowing that I may possibly have landed from the future in my closet. Does that make sense? Am I making sense?
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Did Kelly like it?
Yeah, no, she definitely— she definitely liked the story. Yeah. But what I was going to say, this is the story I want to tell on Kelly, but Megan publicist told me not to. But the other day, the other day I was right here, I was right by the bathroom and I he…
Megan nixed this. Good job, Megan.
'Cause I thought that could be me from the future arriving in my closet to fix something about present David. And I was like, I don't wanna, no, listen, I said, I'm not gonna go back there 'cause I don't wanna run into myself because that'll fuck up everything. So I literally stopped and I was like, fuck it, I'm walking out the door. I don't wanna get in my way. So I walked out the front door kno…
Were you fucking high or like on crack?
No, I'm not, I wasn't high. It was like a serious thought. Cuz like, shit can— shit like that can fucking happen.
Sure, we'll be right back on Kelly Clarkson after this.