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Yeah, no, she definitely— she definitely liked the story. Yeah. But what I was going to say, this is the story I want to tell on Kelly, but Megan publicist told me not to. But the other day, the other day I was right here, I was right by the bathroom and I heard something in my closet and it was like, that's what I heard in my closet. And I was like, fuck, like something's going on in there. And I went to go turn around to go into my room and check what it was out. And then right when I got to my door, I stopped and I was like, if that's me from the future, I don't.

December 20, 201914:22David
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David14:05
And Natalie told me that people loved it so much that they were crying of laughter. Like, I didn't really—
Natalie14:09
Yeah, we turned around to, like, other people in the audience and even, like, her live band. They all, like, put their instruments down and they were like, wow, that was a good one. And they were, like, dying, literally crying of laughter. Yeah, it was so fun…
David14:21
Did Kelly like it?
David14:22
Yeah, no, she definitely— she definitely liked the story. Yeah. But what I was going to say, this is the story I want to tell on Kelly, but Megan publicist told me not to. But the other day, the other day I was right here, I was right by the bathroom and I heard something in my closet and it was like, that's what I heard in my closet. And I was like, fuck, like something's going on in there. And…
David14:54
Megan nixed this. Good job, Megan.
David14:57
'Cause I thought that could be me from the future arriving in my closet to fix something about present David. And I was like, I don't wanna, no, listen, I said, I'm not gonna go back there 'cause I don't wanna run into myself because that'll fuck up everythin…
Jason15:25
Were you fucking high or like on crack?