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Sex in the Back of My Tesla

Well, I just DM'd this girl, I'm like, I have no idea how you thought that was possibly disrespectful. Like, we're a group of friends. And what was this girl? No idea. I'm like, we're a group of friends. This wasn't Todd and Corinna giving a blowjob on a public bus. Like, this was, we're literally a group of friends in a car. Like, when I grew up, when I was in high school, and my friends and I would have sleepovers, I shit you not, I can count multiple times where someone woke up with a ballsack in their mouth. Like, that was just fucking kids being kids. Like, it wasn't gross, we weren't being rapey, we weren't sexually harassing anybody. That's just, those were our jokes. It's just like, that's our friend group. Those were its boundaries, like doing that. Like, it's fucking gross. But like, a kid would wake up and a guy's being tapped on his face with a ball sack, and he'd just be like, get the fucking shit out of my way, probably punch him in the stomach, and then they'd move on. They'd laugh about it. And then the next sleepover, he'd try to get him back and put his asshole in his mouth.

December 14, 20177:59David
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Jason7:45
I think, but I also think that's jealousy. Like, that comes out, that's how it comes out. 'Cause they're slightly jealous.
David7:53
Well, regardless, regardless, that's what happened. And I even DM'd a girl, I'm like—
Jason7:58
What'd she say?
David7:59
Well, I just DM'd this girl, I'm like, I have no idea how you thought that was possibly disrespectful. Like, we're a group of friends. And what was this girl? No idea. I'm like, we're a group of friends. This wasn't Todd and Corinna giving a blowjob on a public bus. Like, this was, we're literally a group of friends in a car. Like, when I grew up, when I was in high school, and my friends and I w…
Jason8:54
Like, it's— those days are over.
David8:56
Yeah, though, it's—
Jason8:58
you're— even for you, it's ridiculous. Literally since Harvey Weinstein, that— it's which was awful, but that's all gonna— that's all gonna change now. But, but I, I think it's gonna be very different.