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Sex in the Back of My Tesla

And it's even better that I'm a vlogger and I'm obviously gonna fucking vlog it. And we were on our way to a baptism. Like the whole thing was perfect.

December 14, 20177:30David
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Jason7:05
It's all 15-year-olds like forming their opinion about—
David7:07
there's no way those are people my age saying shit like that. They're like, there's no way. Like, I, I grew up— like, I, I even said— I even DM this to a girl. That was like giving them shit for it. First of all, I thought it was the best car ride we've ever…
Jason7:22
It was the funniest night of the year, hands down. It was hilarious. I've been in cars where people have had sex before. It's funny if it's a group of friends.
David7:30
And it's even better that I'm a vlogger and I'm obviously gonna fucking vlog it. And we were on our way to a baptism. Like the whole thing was perfect.
Jason7:38
You know what I think it is? I think a lot of girls are jealous that that they weren't giving Todd head.
David7:43
There were a lot of girls that were jealous too, and they admit it.
Jason7:45
I think, but I also think that's jealousy. Like, that comes out, that's how it comes out. 'Cause they're slightly jealous.