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Sex in the Back of My Tesla

oh, okay. We went to— listen, we went to a baptism, and it was, um, it was our— it was our little, little kid's— not little kids, it was our friend's baptism, and it was his little brother's baptism, so we all went. And on our way Halfway through the ride, our friend Corinna goes, "Hey David, I have some good clickbait for you. David caught them having sex in my Tesla." And I didn't think anything of it. I was just like, "Oh, okay, I don't know what that means." And I just kind of ignored it. And then I thought back to it and I'm like, "Okay, maybe there's something funny we can talk about with that, like starting the vlog." So I turned on my camera And I'm like, Corinna, after 5 minutes, I'm like, Corinna, say that line one more time. And she, she didn't say anything for like 3 seconds. And I turn back and she's giving my friend a blowjob in the back of my own car and my own Tesla. And it was fucking great. It was hilarious, hysterical. And I mean, it took— they were like, absolutely not. You're not using this. They were, they were so against the footage. Jason was there. I'm not telling Jason the story. I'm telling you guys the story.

December 14, 20173:51David
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Jason3:46
Yeah, turn your phone off.
David3:47
Yeah, it's off.
Jason3:48
You yelled at me for not having—
David3:51
oh, okay. We went to— listen, we went to a baptism, and it was, um, it was our— it was our little, little kid's— not little kids, it was our friend's baptism, and it was his little brother's baptism, so we all went. And on our way Halfway through the ride, our friend Corinna goes, "Hey David, I have some good clickbait for you. David caught them having sex in my Tesla." And I didn't think anythin…
Jason4:59
I literally saw her head come up.
David5:01
Yeah, we saw her head come up. We even saw a little bit of saliva. Like, it was the real thing. I even had to cut around the part where there may have been a penis in the play. But yeah, so we had to— we got out, and I was like, I'm 100% putting that in the v…
Jason5:28
Right.