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Sex in the Back of My Tesla

No, I'm okay with that. I like that. Oh, okay, yeah. That's the good part. No, it's like you create things, you do things that will maybe create good videos. So like if I did have to go to the hospital, because it's all okay because we're making videos. It's all okay. So like you can like, like I had a hot fucking thing of coffee the other day and you threw a paper towel at me. And it's all okay because we make fucking content. Yeah, yeah, it's bullshit.

December 14, 201738:08Jason
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David37:32
And the best part about that speech is I have an assistant now. And I texted her and I'm like, can you just write me up a speech? And just make it like the most mushy-gushy bullshit speech ever. And she's like, got it. She sent it back to me in like 10 minute…
Jason37:50
And then he asked me if I liked it, and I said yeah. And he goes, yeah, Natalie wrote it. Um, but, but anyways, yeah, so he bought me a coffin. No, but we're in this awful thing where I think the one thing I don't like about our relationship is I'm too sexy.
David38:06
Is that it?
Jason38:08
No, I'm okay with that. I like that. Oh, okay, yeah. That's the good part. No, it's like you create things, you do things that will maybe create good videos. So like if I did have to go to the hospital, because it's all okay because we're making videos. It's all okay. So like you can like, like I had a hot fucking thing of coffee the other day and you threw a paper towel at me. And it's all okay…
David38:38
My house got broken into and it was okay.
Jason38:40
Yeah, I let the guy— everything's okay. Yeah, everything's okay. Fucking start the car, start the car before I get in and start driving the car before I get in. That's okay.
David38:50
My favorite part is when I almost ran him over. He yelled at me, obviously, and then what did I say? I don't remember. And then, and then he was like, he's like, let me see it. And I'm like, oh, I didn't record it. And then, and then he yelled at me even more.