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Sex in the Back of My Tesla

He bought me a coffin today. He gets me out in the kitchen, he gives a really, really sweet speech, which was like, I almost was brought to tears. I couldn't believe it was coming out of your mouth. And it was like, and it was in front of everyone. And it was like, Jason's a good guy.

December 14, 201737:12Jason
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David37:05
I wouldn't let you die.
Jason37:06
I mean, we're in this weird thing.
David37:08
I bought Jason a coffin, by the way. A casket.
Jason37:12
He bought me a coffin today. He gets me out in the kitchen, he gives a really, really sweet speech, which was like, I almost was brought to tears. I couldn't believe it was coming out of your mouth. And it was like, and it was in front of everyone. And it was like, Jason's a good guy.
David37:28
Jason makes everybody smile, makes everybody laugh.
Jason37:30
It was the sweetest thing I'd ever seen.
David37:32
And the best part about that speech is I have an assistant now. And I texted her and I'm like, can you just write me up a speech? And just make it like the most mushy-gushy bullshit speech ever. And she's like, got it. She sent it back to me in like 10 minute…