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Sex in the Back of My Tesla

I made a bunch of money. I didn't make a bunch of money in Vegas, but I, but I won some money in Vegas, a couple thousand dollars. And I couldn't cash it in because the card— I think I explained the story on the podcast— the card I had wasn't my driver's license, it was my DACA card, which is like an immigration card. And it was— it's a legal representation of what— it's a legal ID, legal form of ID, and they just wouldn't take it. So now I still have all these chips. I have $13,000 of chips just sitting in a place I stored them away because I, I can't cash them in. If you bring your— and I couldn't have my friends cash them in either because Vegas is a fucking weird place. Bottom line, bottom line is, uh, $13,000 in chips. Yeah, if you bring your license next time, yes, I can, I can cash them in. Yeah, but I have to get a license. Um, bottom line is I invested a bunch of money into Tesla and I only made $7,000.

December 14, 201732:08David
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Jason31:43
Yeah, I think you are too. I remember the one first time we went to Vegas together, you, you you like dropped into a hole. You were just crazy, and you, you couldn't get any more money out, and you were borrowing money from all of us. You were marching me to…
David32:05
Yeah, I, I, I—
Jason32:06
and they caught— I don't know how they caught you.
David32:08
I made a bunch of money. I didn't make a bunch of money in Vegas, but I, but I won some money in Vegas, a couple thousand dollars. And I couldn't cash it in because the card— I think I explained the story on the podcast— the card I had wasn't my driver's license, it was my DACA card, which is like an immigration card. And it was— it's a legal representation of what— it's a legal ID, legal form of…
Jason33:00
So the day, the day you—
David33:01
it wasn't worth the risk.
Jason33:02
The day you lost the money in Tesla, is that the day you tried to run me over with your Tesla? No, that's the same fucking day.