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Sex in the Back of My Tesla
Everybody was laughing. Like when watching me do it. I just thought that they were laughing because like, oh, it's funny, he has to clean up poop. I didn't know it was funny because I don't have to clean up poop. Um, but yeah, no, I mean, retirement homes are scary for that reason, but that's about it. I don't know.
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This is the most disgusting story anyone's told me.
Yeah, it was fucking gross.
I just cleaned it up with a wet dish rag and got more wet.
Everybody was laughing. Like when watching me do it. I just thought that they were laughing because like, oh, it's funny, he has to clean up poop. I didn't know it was funny because I don't have to clean up poop. Um, but yeah, no, I mean, retirement homes are scary for that reason, but that's about it. I don't know.
I don't know if there's a lot. I have to ask my mother-in-law if there's a lot of sex going on there.
Where were we before you started talking about how you want to hook up with women in retirement homes? Finding love.
Yeah, we're gonna find it, Dave. Me and you, you're gonna help. That's our new TV show, guys, coming out On TruTV.