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Sex in the Back of My Tesla

Yeah, one guy— I told you this, I think— one guy, yeah, one guy shit himself once. All the waiters pulled a prank on me and told me I had to clean it up. So I cleaned it off the chair. It was wet. Mushy and, and like all over the chair, soaked.

December 14, 201725:37David
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Jason25:25
really?
David25:25
Yeah, that's why we weren't allowed to touch anything. If anybody was bleeding, anybody who had any defecation or anything, we had to stay far away because they're— because we weren't allowed to ask what residents had AIDS. And it was just a normal thing.
Jason25:36
Damn.
David25:37
Yeah, one guy— I told you this, I think— one guy, yeah, one guy shit himself once. All the waiters pulled a prank on me and told me I had to clean it up. So I cleaned it off the chair. It was wet. Mushy and, and like all over the chair, soaked.
Jason25:52
Oh, they pulled a prank on you?
David25:54
Yeah, they were like, yeah, you got to clean it up, that's your table. And it was, it was, it was like you're supposed to like call the front desk and they basically send like a hazmat team.
Jason26:02
Oh really?