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I thought you were going to say you're going to bring in a girl right now from eHarmony.
We should do that. eHarmony, if you're listening to this, give us a real-life date for Jason to interact with. You think you're ever going to find love?
Yeah, I'll find love again. Where? It'll just hit you. That's the thing about love.
Who told you this?
Huh? Oh, I told myself. I've lived quite a few years and I know how love works.
That's the thing about love, David, is sometimes you got to wait 85 years.
Well, you do. Here's the thing, people get upset like they don't have, people are always like, well, why am I single? Why am I single? Why am I single? And a couple things I'll say about that. Number one, you're probably leading a fantastic life that's too fa…