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Sex in the Back of My Tesla
If you're trying online dating, chances are you've run into lazy text messages, dead-end conversations, and random matches that just don't turn into anything.
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That's why I was futzing with it.
Open the damn computer, 'cause I'm about to transition. I don't know why you have an imaginary girlfriend when you can just sign up for eHarmony.
Oh, that's right, eHarmony.
If you're trying online dating, chances are you've run into lazy text messages, dead-end conversations, and random matches that just don't turn into anything.
Yeah, but you can't get to know someone just by looking at their picture. Unless it's David's, and then you can see that he's the devil.
Yeah, or you can see Jason's and realize that this is not worth your time.
Hey. I'm on eHarmony.