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Sex in Quarantine

Okay, this sounds completely weird, but ever since I was a kid, I've always had these fascinations of like a zombie apocalypse happening. Sure. And me like having like the sickest fucking car, like the sickest weapons, the plan, like a map, like literally what to do when a zombie fucking apocalypse happens. I drive toward the mountains. Jonah, it takes you 45 minutes to get to the airport when you live 7 minutes away. I think you're going to have a hard time running from zombies. Thank goodness zombies are slow.

March 20, 202020:32David
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Natalie20:22
We were talking about that earlier today. We're like, what if, like, a zombie apocalypse happened? Jonah would be the first to die.
David20:27
Like, hands down, 100%. Jonah, come here.
Zane20:31
Come over here.
David20:32
Okay, this sounds completely weird, but ever since I was a kid, I've always had these fascinations of like a zombie apocalypse happening. Sure. And me like having like the sickest fucking car, like the sickest weapons, the plan, like a map, like literally what to do when a zombie fucking apocalypse happens. I drive toward the mountains. Jonah, it takes you 45 minutes to get to the airport when yo…
Jason20:57
Slow.
Zane20:57
It takes him 3 hours to get ready for the airport. How long would it take him to like pack up for like the next 4 months?
David21:03
That's the best thing about Jonah is like he like he doesn't realize how slow he is and then he makes these like crazy imaginative comparisons to himself. Like this is the best way to describe Jonah. It takes him an hour to get out of bed but he thinks he can…