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Sex at My Mom's Apartment
So they like— they— I'm like Vardon, okay? So then I went, and so I moved to this new town, like I didn't know anybody. And they were like, well, he's fucked because no one liked him at the other town. Yeah, he's like, so how's he gonna make friends at this new town? So I was like, all right, I'll just do my best, whatever. So my mom would invite them all over and be like, come to our house, we've got the best house, it's so much fun, okay? Right? But in the meantime, Pat Taylor like copied the key to the apartment Get the fuck out of here. Fucked a girl in the apartment.
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Yeah, human shit.
Yeah, and my mom was so nice. She would choose to be like, oh, it's okay, Dad, it's fine, it's no problem. Because I was new to the town. Yeah, my mom wanted me to have friends. Friends.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
So they like— they— I'm like Vardon, okay? So then I went, and so I moved to this new town, like I didn't know anybody. And they were like, well, he's fucked because no one liked him at the other town. Yeah, he's like, so how's he gonna make friends at this new town? So I was like, all right, I'll just do my best, whatever. So my mom would invite them all over and be like, come to our house, we'v…
In whose apartment? In my—
well, my mom and I lived in an apartment.
In your mother's apartment? Yeah, yeah.