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It's the first kid. Okay, my mother-in-law was there. And, um, we were like, we got the keys to the car, we're all set to go.
My mother-in-law packed— you packed a bowl real quick. You're like, there's no way, there's no way I'm delivering this baby without being high.
You're like, you don't deliver the baby, Jason, there's a doctor for that. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right. I thought I had to do it. No, my mother-in-law had to get, um, her hair done, so she took like another half hour.
Are you fucking serious?
She's very into the way she looks. It's amazing. So we laughed about that, then we went to the hospital.
Oh, it's not like straight up screaming when the water breaks?
No, it's like, I'm really uncomfortable, it's gonna happen, we gotta go. Jesus. Then you go there, put the legs up, and then, and then like there's a towel over there and the doctor's like, do you want to see? Do you want to see? And did you look? And I'm lik…