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Sex at My Mom's Apartment

This is your first kid?

December 7, 201721:50David
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Jason21:32
Yeah, if I— no, if I could— if I could like take away the pain, I'd do it. Yeah, but I'd almost rather be the person going through the pain than sitting there watching her go through the pain.
David21:43
Okay, and your wife's water broke where?
Jason21:45
So we're in the house and it's broken and she's like, okay, it's time, it's, it's time.
David21:50
This is your first kid?
Jason21:51
It's the first kid. Okay, my mother-in-law was there. And, um, we were like, we got the keys to the car, we're all set to go.
David21:56
My mother-in-law packed— you packed a bowl real quick. You're like, there's no way, there's no way I'm delivering this baby without being high.
Jason22:04
You're like, you don't deliver the baby, Jason, there's a doctor for that. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right. I thought I had to do it. No, my mother-in-law had to get, um, her hair done, so she took like another half hour.