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Sex at My Mom's Apartment

I think I've asked you, like, you, you've said before, this has been the best day of my life, and I'm like, what about your kids? What about when they were born? And you're like, fuck that. That shit was awful. It was awful. Why?

December 7, 201720:25David
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Jason20:18
Busy at a bar? It's awful. Yeah, I mean, like, it—
David20:22
God, thank God I'm not a woman.
Jason20:24
Yeah, that's what I mean.
David20:25
I think I've asked you, like, you, you've said before, this has been the best day of my life, and I'm like, what about your kids? What about when they were born? And you're like, fuck that. That shit was awful. It was awful. Why?
Jason20:36
Walk me through childbirth. Okay, so first of all, you're like, the thing's obviously— the thing's like gonna come out, so there's like— and it's not coming out yet, the baby. Yeah, so there's a good 7, 10 days where you're just like, fuck. Yeah, so you can't…
David20:50
Can't do anything.
Jason20:50
Yeah, and then there's the unknown of, I don't even know what's gonna happen once this fucking thing comes out, but it's not coming out anyway, so we're just fucked. You're just in this this, you know, midway state. Yeah. So then you're like, you don't know i…