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Sex at My Mom's Apartment

Oh, I'm gonna love both of my kids equally. Oh, I think I'm gonna have a boy and a girl as well. Is there a way to get a boy and a girl? My neighbor told me you have to sleep with your ear bent over and you get a boy. I was also really young, so he could have been fucking with me. Oh, he overdosed 3 weeks after that, but that's besides the point. No, is there a way to decide whether you can do it? Because I know, I know now, no, with pregnancies now you can go to a doctor, it costs like 50 grand, but you can decide what color the hair is gonna be, what color the eyes are gonna be. Yeah, and the gender actually. You're right. That's, that's fucking nuts. Yeah. How did you find out if it was gonna be a boy or girl?

December 7, 201719:14David
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Jason19:04
Yeah, but it seems that he's well-liked. That's amazing. Yeah, we go over to the school and—
David19:09
if only you liked him as much as the other kids in school do.
Jason19:12
What about your kids? Tell me about yours.
David19:14
Oh, I'm gonna love both of my kids equally. Oh, I think I'm gonna have a boy and a girl as well. Is there a way to get a boy and a girl? My neighbor told me you have to sleep with your ear bent over and you get a boy. I was also really young, so he could have been fucking with me. Oh, he overdosed 3 weeks after that, but that's besides the point. No, is there a way to decide whether you can do it…
Jason19:54
We, we were blindfolded and brought into a back alley with a drug lord.
David19:59
Yeah, you were beaten. And your bruises spelled out whether it was a boy or a girl?
Jason20:03
Yeah, I know the doctor is just like, the doctor looks and he's like, uh, okay, I know what it is.