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Sex at My Mom's Apartment

Or my dad just buys a spacesuit. Guys, but one of the most important parts about giving is receiving the best gift of all time, and that's underwear. But we still give it to our family and our loved ones who just don't want it. But maybe it's It's not that underwear is the problem, it's the kind of underwear.

December 7, 201714:39David
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Jason14:16
You're like, fucking few. Yeah, he's great. I love him.
David14:20
It was a weird way to explain to me that there's gonna be another child in our family, which it was just a kid. The only thing he's done at my house is he just sits on my refrigerator. There's a picture of him. That's the closest he's been inside our home.
Jason14:34
It's like, your dad's going to the moon, and it's just like a drawing of your dad in a spacesuit.
David14:39
Or my dad just buys a spacesuit. Guys, but one of the most important parts about giving is receiving the best gift of all time, and that's underwear. But we still give it to our family and our loved ones who just don't want it. But maybe it's It's not that underwear is the problem, it's the kind of underwear.
Jason14:54
People don't know you're doing an ad yet. You haven't switched your tone at all. What's he getting?
David14:58
What's he getting? People are like, okay, so we should send underwear to Haiti on it. Let me tell you about MeUndies, the only underwear that makes for an amazing gift. Talk about why you love MeUndies. Guys, they're soft, flexible waistband.
Jason15:13
Soft, flexible waistband. So flexible.