Sex at My Mom's Apartment

My parents also donated to like a kid overseas in like some like impoverished country, and they sat me down on the couch and I swear, I shit you not, they were like, we're having another kid. And I was just like, I was just so fucking confused because I'm lik…

They were going to adopt him? No.

Well, they're like, we're having another kid. And then they showed me a picture of this guy. He's not coming, but we're going to fund him every month. We're going to send him money.

It was a weird way to explain to me that there's gonna be another child in our family, which it was just a kid. The only thing he's done at my house is he just sits on my refrigerator. There's a picture of him. That's the closest he's been inside our home.

It's like, your dad's going to the moon, and it's just like a drawing of your dad in a spacesuit.

Or my dad just buys a spacesuit. Guys, but one of the most important parts about giving is receiving the best gift of all time, and that's underwear. But we still give it to our family and our loved ones who just don't want it. But maybe it's It's not that un…